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How do I achieve thick, straight, and shiny hair? Right now my hair is very dry, dead, poofy, fine, and a yucky mix between wavy and straight. How do I add volume and make my hair more straight?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 02:26

How do I achieve thick, straight, and shiny hair? Right now my hair is very dry, dead, poofy, fine, and a yucky mix between wavy and straight. How do I add volume and make my hair more straight?

It you answered ‘curly’ to question #1

what does your hair look like after you wash it?

Then, you can go about finding ways to straighten it, otherwise, you'll just hate that too

What is one thing which you cannot stop however hard you try?

You. Have. Curly. Hair.

How do you claim to have ‘poofy’ hair and yet still wish to add volume?

When do you detangle/brush it?

Quia et magnam illo.

2 things:

If you answered ‘dry’ to question #2 this is why your hair looks the way you describe it.

OK, 3 things

American Airlines plane diverted because it was too big to land at airport - WKRC

Stop brushing your hair dry and treat it the way curly hair needs to be treated, with moisture, cool water, dignity and respect.

#3 was really rhetorical. You can't hate what your hair is and simultaneously wish for it to be moreso.